It is that time of year,time to give out the first annual PV awards.No fancy trophies only bragging rights in the  following categories.Lets set our priorities straight.Best beer drinker-Jason Thoerner professional racquetball player and beer drinker.He set a new standard for racquetball at our prostop.Tallest player-A close second for beer consumption after elite losses and also the tallest guy in our tourneys.Best sleeper-Mitch Posner,nuff said.Best celebrity look-alike-Mike Gaffney-tell me you have not said "wow that guy looks like Adam Sandler".Best Possum play-Mark Daigle,sneaky is all I am saying I think he even dyes his beard grey to throw off  his opponents.Best Butterfly Stitch-Cliff Chambers saved the day,gentleman,scholar,and lifesaver.Who knew?  Most Photographed -Ruben Gonzalez-There are more photos of him on our website than Paris and Britney combined in People magazine.Most Injured-Nick Pelosi-I think he was hit by a car of one of the parents of the game he was reffing and is embarrassed to tell us.Best Hair 50 +-Peter Holden-The chrome domes secretly hate this guy.Best TTH(Teeth,Tan and Hair )-Marty Hammond ,nuff said.Best Diver-Jonathon Clay-Always fun to watch but I would like to see him at our age,hopefully he can walk.  Best Chopper-Sanjay La Forest-Chops up front better than a Canadian logger.Best acrobatics-Francois Belaizaire-kind  of like watching Clay,you do not care who wins because it will always be a show.Best Trash match-Perez vs Mercado-Funny! Thinnest Players-Male -Wayne Storch...Female-Carolyn Becker..This was actually the hardest category to determine .Best group picture (and the largest) Garden State Open Mens B's.There  is alotta man in that picture .Best Name- Kimon Ousoljoglou-Is this name possible?I think it rymes with I am just a gigilo.Help me out Kimon.And finally Best Hugger -Felix Ruiz-Who has not recieved one of those famous bear hugs at our tournaments.I understand it is the number two reason to coming to our tournaments right after food.Thats it for this years awards.Thanks for reading.Jon    "Hit Smarter not Harder"